Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.