How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.