Iran Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What country do I live?

Iran

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away