Iran
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I ran.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Iran there.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
An Iran-asaurus!
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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When it's a rock.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
Iran so far away
He answered: "Iran"
Iran.
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
Iran!
A: Because there are too many Targets
Because there's a Target on every corner
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
Gotta go fast!
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Pummus.
Let's Rock and Roll.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Dishes Sean Connery.
You run. You run so far away.