Iran
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I ran.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Iran there.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
An Iran-asaurus!
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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When it's a rock.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
Iran so far away
He answered: "Iran"
Iran.
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
Iran!
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
A: Because there are too many Targets
The allahu ak-bar
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Santa Clues.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Shut up.
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.