What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.