What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.