What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.