What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.