What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years