What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror