What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.