What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.