What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror