What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.