How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon