What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.