What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels