What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels