What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*