Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.