Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Previous Random Joke Next

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)