Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy