Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.