What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !