What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !