What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.