What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.