What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !