What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !