Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.