Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.