What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!