What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash