What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Previous Random Joke Next
Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout