What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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He played many more pieces.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows