What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Because he's never Finnish.

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