What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin