Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight