Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...