Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked