Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.