What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...