What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.