What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz