Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink?

Cyka bleach

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.