Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.