What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin