Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

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What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.