Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist