Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.