Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Cows are real.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

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Neosporin.

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans