Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin