What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.