Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

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What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

What do you call a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

Snoop Jokes More Snoop Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Punt Jokes More Punt Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...