What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.