Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD