Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD