Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD