Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD