Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD