Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD