What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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I am a were

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Tennish

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I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

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because its the first date

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!