What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.