What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!