What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.