What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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A guide to aging.

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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The get all you '90s references.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.