They both get toe food
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Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
You can drop her off anywhere.
The get all you '90s references.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
He's flat Baroque...
A girl has no name.
Because they cant find dates
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
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It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Because love means nothing to them.
Netflix and Krill
A re-lotion-ship.
Chicken Tinders.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Netflix and chill.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
By saying Alderaan things.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
Your ears stay warmer.
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Because he said he was a master baiter.
Because he couldn't find a date!
You rarely have to meet their dad.
because its the first date
Carbon dating.
I don't remember
He dates his other sister.
They never expect a ring
Ancestry.com
They don't like pulling out.
7-1. (world cup)
Timbr
Want to date hot Russians!
It didn't have a peel.
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Her clam smells like fish!
All the way
Don't poop where you scoop.
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
Because he kneaded them.
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Because it's the first date.
I'm a fungi!
Her husband on a date.
Start dating them
He got shot down.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
They glazed into each other's eyes
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
You can drop her off anywhere
They only wanna go down on her once a month
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Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
he had to much baggage
Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
Dates.
They had a mantic** time.
He wax off
The other whale didn't humpback.
Connect the Dots.
You 'WOOOO' him!
Split the bill.
There's twenty of them.
Im a fungi
A calendar has dates.
Because they can lie about their age!
You can drop her off anywhere!!
You can drop her off anywhere!
Premature emasculation.
Because she will squeal on you.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
Social Security.
Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
A: Out dated farming equipment.
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
It took a date....
A relationSHEEP.
It couldn't get a date.
MyHeritage.com
I think we should sea otter people.
Compound interest
There's 20 of them!
Tipper.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Com.crete.
To get to his website!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
I don't know. I just build the fence.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Thesaurus. :/
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
The Woof of Wall Street.
A fork
Use the fork, Luke.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
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