Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.