Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.