Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.