Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.