Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.