Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"