38+ Funny Dough Jokes - Curious United

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!