What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)