What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.