What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"