What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!