What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.