What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!