What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.