What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.