What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.