How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.