How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise