How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.