How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.