How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.