Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.