And when did my wife start smoking
Stop talking in secret code.
Because she is always jalapeno business.
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
Baked ham.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
An Insti-Gator
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
