What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.