What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.