What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit