What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.