What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow