Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.