Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.