Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.