Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.