They do it right first time.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
He parks his car, man.
show your work.
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
When he's a billionaire.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.