Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....