Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

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Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.