Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.