Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows