What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.