How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do you call bears with no ears?

B