How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears