How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.