How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What do you call bears without ears?

B.