How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.