How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.