How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.