Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."