Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.