Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !