Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !