What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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cause it just means you spit more fire

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.