What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.