What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.