What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.