What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.