What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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They both spit.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair