What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair