What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair