What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.