Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.