Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.