Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin