Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)