Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.