Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

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It is when the blind try to read your face

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Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Beep repaired...

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LED Zeppelin

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.