How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving