How did the hail stone describe it's life?

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving